1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,250 The birdy is hungry again. 4 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,500 If the birdy is hungry, 5 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,375 then it must be fed. 6 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:55,250 He needs his smack. 7 00:01:00,541 --> 00:01:02,166 I despise this city. 8 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:06,208 I despise people. 9 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,125 Now you too know. 10 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,708 You can't trust no one. 11 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,333 Everyone is a piece of hit. 12 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:20,041 Hit. 13 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,000 Hit. 14 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,083 Hit. 15 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,250 Hit. 16 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,458 Hit. Hit. Hit. 17 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,541 EVERYONE IS A PIECE OF HIT. 18 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,625 Dóri! 19 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,333 Dóri! 20 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,916 Son of a… 21 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,333 Dóri. 22 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,208 INSTRUCTIONS FOR FILLING OUT A DEATH CERTIFICATE 23 00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:00,708 PERFECT AS YOU ARE 24 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:03,875 Dóri. 25 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:07,375 What? 26 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:09,208 Did you use my laptop again? 27 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:11,541 I didn't go near it, leave me alone. 28 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:19,708 What's this shit? 29 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,250 Duh, a book. 30 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:24,708 -It's pretty good. -Good? 31 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,041 This garbage? 32 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,291 Never mind that everybody's reading it now. 33 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,541 So? That makes it good? 34 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:36,208 So that singer's sex book was good, huh? 35 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,750 Because everybody was reading it. 36 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,708 I should sleep with half of the city-- 37 00:02:39,791 --> 00:02:40,791 Ew! 38 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:48,458 SZUPERMODERN STUDIO PRESENTS 39 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:53,375 WITH SUPPORT FROM THE NATIONAL FILM INSTITUTE 40 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:59,541 A FILM BY PÉTER VARSICS 41 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:06,958 PERFECT AS YOU ARE 42 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:49,083 Every day is a new adventure. 43 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,166 Allow yourself to be enchanted by the sensual aroma. 44 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:57,208 Aztecchiato: Dancing you awake each morning. 45 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,375 DR. ELEONÓRA PERESZTEGI: TONIGHT? 46 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:44,541 Good morning. 47 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:50,541 You got a text. 48 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:55,083 It always turns me on to see you dressed up like this. 49 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,166 -I'll be late. -So? 50 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,708 It's my new publisher. You know I can't be late. 51 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:08,708 -Who cares? -I do. 52 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:12,125 You still have to learn. 53 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,333 They want you. 54 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,291 They'll wait. 55 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,541 Did you believe it too? 56 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,375 That I'm perfect as I am? 57 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:11,000 Why, I'm not? 58 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,166 You just ruined my day. 59 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:20,666 Did you believe that if everyone's reading it, it's a good book? 60 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:25,166 Haven't we met before? 61 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,083 I'm a writer. 62 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:35,541 Instructions for Filling Out a Death Certificate. 63 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,625 Sorry, what? 64 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,875 My novel. 65 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:43,291 The previous one. Because my new one's coming out soon. 66 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,083 Haven't read it. 67 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,916 Let's keep it that way. 68 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,375 ADAMANT PUBLISHING 69 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,916 A bit of advice: hide that book quickly in your purse. 70 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,583 This place prefers high literature. 71 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:22,500 Kata Tordai. 72 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,500 Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're here. 73 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,375 -This is for you. -Really? 74 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,791 And you? 75 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:32,291 Oh, you're here for the unsold copies, right? 76 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,666 -I hope you signed it for me. -Sure. 77 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:39,416 Great, I'll start reading it on the train home. 78 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:43,375 You all know how a good book can affect people's lives. 79 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,083 Take my wife, for example. 80 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:48,625 She read Dr. Csernus's new self-help book and found herself. 81 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,666 I can't find her ever since. 82 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,500 Is Csernus here by the way? Csernus? 83 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,333 Anyway, I just wanted to thank him. 84 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:58,875 So, 85 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:03,125 the Book of the Year Award in 2020, goes to 86 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:06,125 Kata Tordai: Perfect As You Are. 87 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,791 That woman again. What the hell? 88 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,750 My mom loves her. 89 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:15,750 Bravo. 90 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,500 Thank you. 91 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,333 This is my first award. 92 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,416 Thank God. 93 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:36,166 I'm honored, but honestly, I didn't wish for it. 94 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,333 Like hell you didn't. 95 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:39,250 I'm happy, but I didn't wish for it. 96 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,333 All I can say is what's in my book. 97 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:46,500 Stop and quit chasing your desires. 98 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:53,208 At this moment, you're already more than you could wish for. 99 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,375 Thank you so much. 100 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:01,750 Bravo. 101 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:09,541 She's totally right though. 102 00:10:10,666 --> 00:10:12,375 I think about that too. 103 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,083 I'll tell you what you think about. 104 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:18,416 How to get your hands on my company MacBook and my car. 105 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,875 She is the reason they won't publish my new book. 106 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,000 Because? 107 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:26,125 It's the times we live in. People buy crap, that's why. 108 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,416 Publishers publish crap. That's why. 109 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,916 -Take it elsewhere then. -Where? 110 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Anywhere. There's lots of publishers. 111 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:36,500 You know me. I'll bust through a wall if I have to, 112 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,375 but I can't take it anywhere. 113 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,791 It's high literature, for fuck's sake. It's not about money. 114 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:46,291 You've read Instructions, right? 115 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:47,375 What? 116 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,958 Filling Out a Death Certificate. 117 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,500 My previous novel. 118 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,375 Oh, sure. It was dope. 119 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,916 And now, the Audience Award. 120 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:03,666 Szabolcs Veres, Hot Desires, Cool Sheets. 121 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,875 Who the fuck is he? 122 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,833 You don't know him? 123 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:13,958 My mom loves him. 124 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:18,000 Your mom should have her head examined. 125 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:28,125 Thank you. Seriously, thanks so, so much. 126 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,416 You're fantastic. 127 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500 Congratulations… 128 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,291 Thank you. 129 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,833 …for pushing me out of my publisher. 130 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,791 I didn't push you out from anywhere. 131 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,791 Just because the publisher sees potential in my book… 132 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,958 "Just because the publisher sees potential in my book." 133 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,333 I could never decide who's worse: 134 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,916 those who read such shit, or those who write it. 135 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,125 -I'm sorry, but I'd rather… -You don't have to be sorry. 136 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,250 You're perfect as you are. 137 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,916 You remembered my book's title. 138 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,541 Maybe people didn't buy your book 139 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:08,625 because they thought it was actually an instruction for filling out 140 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,375 a death certificate? 141 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:15,041 And honestly, how many times do you actually get to fill out 142 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:19,625 a death certificate, and get hopelessly stuck. 143 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,541 If you need a good title for your new book, give me a call. 144 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,541 I'm the creative director of an international advertising agency. 145 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,291 -I can handle it alone. -So you're not a writer? 146 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,375 A writer too. 147 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,541 -You know what your problem is? -No. 148 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,958 You're missing the basics. 149 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:43,125 The basics, understand? You write without having read first. 150 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,083 I read your book. 151 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:51,541 I took one by accident from the publisher. 152 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,708 Found it in my purse. 153 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,500 I like to read while I get my legs waxed. 154 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,208 And? How was it? 155 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,291 The waxing? 156 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,250 You tell me. 157 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,166 How was the book? 158 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:13,541 These are the winners. I'll order a copy about these cold handcuffs. 159 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,000 I got cake, too. 160 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,000 I'm so proud of you. 161 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,291 What if we continue celebrating at home? 162 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,458 I promised the guys I'd have a drink with them. 163 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,875 You don't mind, do you? 164 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:42,000 -How was my speech? Good, eh? -Really good. 165 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,125 Give me a kiss. 166 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,958 All alone? 167 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:08,166 What happened with the hot desires and cool sheets? 168 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,333 Like you care. 169 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,416 You didn't answer my question before. 170 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:18,541 Of course, you were getting your tonsils vigorously licked. 171 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,875 So? 172 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,958 How did you like my book? 173 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,000 It was horrible. 174 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,916 It was more painful than the waxing. 175 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:31,916 Cake? 176 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,625 Did they literally bake your boyfriend's book into this? 177 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,583 Thanks for the cake. 178 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,125 I'd say it was nice to meet you, 179 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,208 but that wouldn't be very true. 180 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,083 At least we met here, 181 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,500 since we would never meet on the best seller lists. 182 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,291 I can't help noticing the symbolism. 183 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,875 -Look what you're doing. -What? 184 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,333 You're stuffing your boyfriend into a dog's mouth. 185 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,916 Whatever, it's not my business. 186 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,208 You're the guru. Analyze yourself if you want. See ya. 187 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,375 Analyze myself? 188 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,125 You want me to analyze myself? 189 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,416 When it's you, who's sitting in your stupid office, 190 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,208 -making detergent ads? -I don't do detergent ads, sorry. 191 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,875 -Then you go home to your villa… -Not a villa, sorry. 192 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:32,000 …and you dare to write about ghetto junkies and the homeless, 193 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,291 and whores with lung cancer. What the hell do you know about them? 194 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,791 You say I should've gone slumming with junkies? 195 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,291 Are you crazy? What for? 196 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,250 You think Jules Verne went to the moon, or what? 197 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,833 Why write if you can't invent things? 198 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,041 Any idiot can write about reality. 199 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,625 Trees, bench, cake, dog. An accountant could write that. 200 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,041 You've no idea what you're writing about. 201 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,208 It's a lie. A wheelbarrow of shit. 202 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,541 You read the review. 203 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,875 What review? 204 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:04,125 You looked me up. 205 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:08,375 You read the reviews about Instructions. 206 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,541 No, I did not. 207 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:13,291 "It is worth noting András Somos' achievement. 208 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,791 His debut novel is both upsetting and breathtaking, 209 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,791 like a wheelbarrow of shit." 210 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,500 In Magyar Narancs, by Gusztáv Csoknyai. 211 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,916 Csoknyai wrote that about your book? 212 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,625 Yes, Csoknyai wrote that about my book. 213 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,041 That brainless, retarded cocksucker. 214 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,958 He wrote the same thing about my book. 215 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,791 Csoknyai in Narancs? 216 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,208 Csoknyai in Narancs. 217 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,458 Okay. 218 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,500 I'll tell you something. 219 00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,541 I've never told this to anyone else. 220 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,583 After the magazine published the review, 221 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,208 I tracked down Csoknyai's address. 222 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,291 Kőbánya housing projects. 223 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,083 -Hadnagy Street 21. -Hadnagy Street 21. 224 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,541 Honestly, 225 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,375 what did you want to do to Csoknyai? 226 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,458 You first. 227 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,375 What did you want to do to Csoknyai? 228 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,125 Well? Jules Verne? 229 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,625 Want me to walk on the moon by myself? 230 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,750 What is it? 231 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:04,708 Oh. Your boyfriend's head is in there. 232 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,166 Sorry, no. 233 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,750 It just looks like that. 234 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,333 Asshole. 235 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,541 You can't even throw it that high. 236 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,375 Me? 237 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:26,041 What are you doing that for? 238 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,000 You seem to be backing away. 239 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,541 I need a running start. You wouldn't understand. 240 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,208 -But it's only the 2nd floor. -Just watch. 241 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,208 Maybe you want a running start on everything? 242 00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:44,125 Fine, get a running start, 243 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,291 like you always do. Or whatever. 244 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,833 Jules Verne, fuck. 245 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,291 My turn, my turn. 246 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,958 I almost made it too. 247 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,750 You want to hear a secret? 248 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,875 You don't need a running start. 249 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,250 You just have to do it. 250 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,791 Fuck me, you shot Csoknyai down. 251 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,166 -That's not fucking funny. -I know. 252 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,625 -Aren't you calling an ambulance? -Yes. 253 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,416 Hello? 254 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,625 -Looks like he jumped. -Looks like he did. 255 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,708 I'm not surprised. 256 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,583 They're frustrated. All the critics. 257 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:35,291 They want to create too, but well, they lack talent. 258 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,291 -But we saved his life. -We did. 259 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,291 We must document this. 260 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,708 Like hell we do. 261 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,750 Don't you dare. 262 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,458 I'll sue you. You hear? 263 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,291 Delete it. 264 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,750 265 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,375 266 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,500 Andrew. 267 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,958 Sorry. Andrew. 268 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,583 My taxi's here. 269 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:12,375 Well, see ya. 270 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,750 Hey. 271 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,416 Thanks. 272 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,833 You really deserved the award. 273 00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:34,291 You gave the gift of reading to the uneducated masses. 274 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,333 An amazing achievement. 275 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:41,833 A bit of advice before we never see each other again. 276 00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:46,541 You'll be much happier if you forget this whole writing business. 277 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,416 Accept that you can't do it. 278 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,541 There's nothing wrong with that. 279 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,875 You're perfect as you are. 280 00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:58,708 You want to hear a secret? 281 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,625 You don't need a running start. 282 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,458 Ever. 283 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,416 You just have to do it. 284 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,500 Get it? 285 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,208 Just do it. 286 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,125 Dad. 287 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:16,708 You're famous. 288 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:18,791 You didn't even tell me. 289 00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:24,583 How dare she? 290 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:27,958 My father. With Kata Tordai. Hella cool. 291 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,958 -Did it get a lot of views? -A lot? Tons. 292 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,583 How could she do this to me? 293 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,291 -I'm a serious writer. -Uh-huh. 294 00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:41,625 Who'll buy my books now? 295 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:46,500 PERFECT AS YOU ARE 296 00:23:58,375 --> 00:23:59,625 Haven't you read it? 297 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:03,916 It's an amazing book. 298 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,583 It changed my life. 299 00:24:10,791 --> 00:24:11,958 I highly recommend it. 300 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:17,708 500 forints, please. 301 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,333 The biggest cracklings you've ever seen. 302 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:26,750 Customers will shit themselves in joy. 303 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,708 Costs 1,990 forints a kilo. 304 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:31,916 We'll write it out in huge-ass letters 305 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,958 so all the old farts can read it too. 306 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,291 Don't you like it? 307 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,250 Did that woman ever win a Golden Lion at Cannes? 308 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,875 -What woman? -Your mom's little pet. 309 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,416 Did she, or didn't she? 310 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,625 She didn't? 311 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:51,166 From the Golden Blade Awards alone, I won 25. Twenty-five! 312 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,500 And this nobody wants to tell me if I can write? 313 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,291 And she's giving me advice? 314 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:01,458 I've got bad news for her. People buy my books. That's it. 315 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,333 I was meaning to tell you, it's fucking awesome. 316 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:05,625 András, you're doing great. 317 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,000 Who would've thought? 318 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:12,625 I was surprised when you said that this influencer shit 319 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,208 is only good to fuck over the customers. 320 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,291 And now, 321 00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:18,041 here you are. 322 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:19,958 Bravo. 323 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:21,875 But this background, 324 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,000 the ambulance, the projects… 325 00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,333 It's low-class. 326 00:25:25,416 --> 00:25:28,333 Not trendy low-class, just plain low-class. 327 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,875 Or is that your target audience? 328 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,541 What? No. 329 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:36,000 You need a more elite environment. 330 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:37,833 Your books would sell better. 331 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,458 If you take my advice… 332 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,166 -then next time-- -What "next time"? 333 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,625 There's no next time. 334 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,000 I never want to see that woman again. 335 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,958 Okay. So that was the cracklings. 336 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:57,791 Let me show you the pork chop. 337 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,916 What elite environment did you have in mind? 338 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,500 Maybe something like this. 339 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,166 -Hey guys. -Hello. 340 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,250 -Hi. -Hello. 341 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:16,500 Hello. 342 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:18,750 -I made it with stevia. -I love you. 343 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,708 -Where can I put it? -Just there on the table. 344 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,000 Go, Hungarians. 345 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,875 Go, Hungary. 346 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:28,958 This is Kornél. 347 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,791 And this is the coolest chick in the whole world. 348 00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:38,833 -Hey, Kornél Dobos. -Szabolcs Veres. 349 00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,250 -Hello. -Kata Tordai. 350 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:42,791 I've heard a lot about you. 351 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,958 You brought semi-sweet wine? I know this. 352 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:48,458 I heard that's what you like. 353 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:52,000 Nope, but it'll be good for mulled wine in winter. 354 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,708 Anyway, come in, plop yourselves down. Let me take your coat. 355 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,291 -No, I'll do it. -Oh, okay. 356 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,333 You were dying of hunger. 357 00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:09,750 Something tasty for being healthy. 358 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,208 You don't know this? 359 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,291 "Something tasty for being healthy." 360 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,416 Kornél brought me a whole crate. 361 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,875 He is the manufacturer. 362 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,458 You didn't even tell me. 363 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:21,541 About Kornél? 364 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,458 It's a new thing. 365 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,041 He'd been trying for a while, 366 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,708 -and I thought-- -You could use some yogurt in your fridge? 367 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,375 Even if it sucks. 368 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,916 Super congrats on your award. 369 00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:41,750 -Sorry I couldn't make it, I had to-- -He's seeing someone. 370 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:42,833 What? 371 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,166 Szabi. He's cheating on me. 372 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:49,875 How do you know? 373 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:53,375 Why would he cheat on you? 374 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,458 Dr. Eleonóra Peresztegi. 375 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:07,916 A 60-year-old with ugly cats, or not, but then she's not on Facebook. 376 00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:11,875 These are the two options. 377 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:20,583 You idiot. 378 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:25,166 So, I don't know if you've ever felt like this, 379 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:29,250 but it's been eating away at me, that I need to get this chick, you know? 380 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,416 I just need her and that's that. 381 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,625 Well… 382 00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:36,041 There's hardly anything I don't get, 383 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,708 but with women it's different. 384 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,458 She showed up for casting… 385 00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:44,000 Thank god I had a heartburn pill, 'cause I was burning. 386 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,375 White bikini, unbelievable titties, super long legs. 387 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,083 Sorry. 388 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:52,833 Long legs, you know, holy shit. 389 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,750 I just didn't know where to look. 390 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,583 All I could feel was… 391 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,916 She's the juicy peach, you know? 392 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,666 She's the juicy peach. And I'm just nothing. 393 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,875 But it kept eating away at me, top to bottom. 394 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:09,708 I couldn't stand it, physically… 395 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,250 Who's this asshat? 396 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,666 Are you jealous? 397 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:18,750 Me? 398 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,958 Why don't you answer my texts? 399 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,583 Answer what? 400 00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:26,625 I told you it's over. We're done. Leave me alone. 401 00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:30,083 -And you won't even tell me why? -Why? Are you serious? 402 00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,416 Yes. I'm asking seriously. 403 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:34,166 Seriously, leave me alone. 404 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,125 -You suddenly care she's your friend? -Leave me alone. 405 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,791 You can't resist me anyway. You never could. 406 00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,791 I'd like to serve the hummus. 407 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:48,791 You pick up the first yogurt man you meet? Just to escape me? 408 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,083 Can I help with anything? 409 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,083 I was about to take this in. 410 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:12,875 Cheers. 411 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,541 To your new book. When is it coming out? 412 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:17,291 Soon, now that I have a new publisher. 413 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:20,583 I've been telling you to leave those idiots. 414 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,333 My wife loved your book. 415 00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:23,291 Wife? 416 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,125 Oh, they split up. 417 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,250 Sign a book for her, please. 418 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,916 You remember what you wrote in mine? 419 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,041 Let me show you. 420 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,250 I love this chick. She drives me nuts. 421 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,500 Attention. 422 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:43,458 Oops. 423 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,250 "To Csilla, my best friend. 424 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,041 I hate that you run faster than me, 425 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:51,916 but if you weren't, I wouldn't have written this book. 426 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,166 Thank you. Don't ever slow down." 427 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:56,875 I'm so proud of you. 428 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:02,375 Oh, stay like this. I could stare at you for hours. 429 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:08,583 My yogurt. 430 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,500 I'm proud of you too. 431 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:14,000 I'm Dr. Eleonóra Peresztegi. 432 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,416 As a microbiologist and as a mother, 433 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,958 I always pay special attention to what I feed my children. 434 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,875 That's why I give them light, yogo-active yogurt, 435 00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:27,458 full of probiotics and healthy bioflavonoids. 436 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:31,458 Everyone loves it. And they love me. 437 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:36,000 "Yogo Active, Something tasty for being healthy." 438 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:36,958 I wrote that. 439 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:38,916 What an awesome tagline, huh? 440 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,458 Hey. 441 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:45,958 Hey. What's wrong now? 442 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,250 What did you do to her? 443 00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:06,958 THERE IS MORE INSIDE YOU 444 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,416 You're perfect as you are. 445 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,333 Hi, to whom shall I sign it? 446 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,458 Yvette. 447 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,875 With a Y, two T's and an E at the end. 448 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,625 HOT DESIRES, COOL SHEETS 449 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,125 Could you sign this too? 450 00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,291 Is it true that Szabi Veres wrote it about you? 451 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,000 And you're soul twins? 452 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,000 And you believe in tantric sex? 453 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,125 And you're getting married in Tibet? 454 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,333 Thanks. 455 00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,250 Bye. 456 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,583 Hi. 457 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:32,875 I'm Szandy. 458 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,375 With a Y. 459 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,000 Congratulations. 460 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,916 You've just managed to sign the Chinese takeout menu. 461 00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:10,625 If you ask me, 462 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,166 you could really fucking use a drink. 463 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,708 You want cola with it? 464 00:34:56,541 --> 00:34:57,958 I don't drink cola. 465 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:06,333 Great party, huh? 466 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:14,000 We should document it. 467 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:17,083 -What? -Like with Csoknyai. 468 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,041 I don't feel like it. And I look like shit. 469 00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:25,625 I think you look especially good. 470 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:30,250 Was that a compliment? For me? 471 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,250 Why? 472 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,708 I said your book was crap. I said you can't write. 473 00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:37,333 -I didn't take it seriously. -But I was serious. 474 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,916 And that you really should forget about it. 475 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,916 Enjoying yourselves? 476 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,666 Elite? You call this place elite? 477 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:49,833 What? They've even got a silver cheetah, dude. 478 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,875 Wipe your nose. 479 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,000 -Hey. -Hey. 480 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,416 My boss. 481 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,333 Shall I take your pic? 482 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,958 Why does everybody want to take a picture with me? 483 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:01,416 I told you, you look great. 484 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,750 You're gorgeous. I gotta take a pic of you guys. 485 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,208 You look so good together. 486 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,416 You're perfect together. 487 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:11,166 Get it? "Perfect." 488 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:19,375 This party is huge. 489 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:21,541 Hey, 490 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:24,083 I loved your speech. 491 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,583 See ya. 492 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,833 Random guess, he's not a photographer, right? 493 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:45,958 So? 494 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:49,041 I think that's enough for me. 495 00:36:56,458 --> 00:37:00,833 That's right. Let's go crazy if we're at such a mind-blowing party. 496 00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,208 Come on, Jules Verne. 497 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:11,291 -My daughter loves your book. -Is she also uneducated? 498 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,458 She's getting educated now. 499 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:15,541 I didn't think you had a daughter. Wife? 500 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:18,708 She left me for her personal trainer a year ago. 501 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,125 I know, I know, a fucking cliché. 502 00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:22,625 I've got a better one. 503 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,333 My boyfriend cheated with my best friend. 504 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:26,666 My ex-boyfriend. 505 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:28,958 Okay, it's a tie. 506 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,166 My favorite song. 507 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:08,791 Fuck. 508 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:12,875 What's so funny? 509 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,166 You're so funny when you're mad. 510 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:18,416 -It's not fucking funny. -Yes, yes, it is. 511 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,250 Let me show you. 512 00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:26,416 -See how funny? -Like hell it is. 513 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,625 Don't you dare post it. 514 00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:31,083 Hey. Don't you dare. You hear me? 515 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:03,916 It's a very bad book. 516 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,250 Please don't write anymore. 517 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,416 Oh, because you are such an expert. 518 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,416 Aren't you sleeping at your mother's? 519 00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:26,958 Yes. 520 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:30,500 But she doesn't like it if I'm drunk. 521 00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:32,750 -You're drunk. -So are you. 522 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:35,375 I was just leaving. 523 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,541 I can't believe this. 524 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,458 Don't go anywhere. 525 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,291 My daughter. 526 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,083 You think she recognized me? 527 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:49,666 For Dóri. 528 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:00,291 Shall I take you home? 529 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:10,083 I'll call you then. 530 00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:11,541 What for? 531 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:13,750 Well… 532 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,458 It was stupid. Let's forget it. 533 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:19,916 By morning, you'll want to forget it too. Believe me. 534 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,958 I, too, believe in honest communication. 535 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:32,125 Are you sure we haven't met somewhere before? 536 00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:52,375 You never forget the first time. 537 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,208 HOSPITAL OUTPATIENT CARE 538 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,000 TWO YEARS EARLIER 539 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,416 GASTROSCOPY 540 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:15,083 If you find some deadly disease, you'll tell me, right? 541 00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,166 You're here for a screening. 542 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:19,708 And? I can't have a deadly disease? 543 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,708 I believe in honest communication. 544 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:24,208 -Don't be afraid-- -I'm not afraid at all. 545 00:41:24,291 --> 00:41:25,416 I'm just cold. 546 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,958 You could've told me I don't have to lie here with my ass hanging out. 547 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,375 You know how many bare asses I see every day? 548 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,166 I assumed you work here for a reason. 549 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:42,833 True, there's a reason. 550 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:46,625 You know how I got hired? 551 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,708 I was shown a bare ass 552 00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,416 and an open ankle fracture. 553 00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:53,333 Of course, I chose the bare ass. 554 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:54,875 But it was a good choice. 555 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,500 Otherwise I might be working in the basement now 556 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,416 at the trauma ward. 557 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,666 Did someone say, "bare ass"? 558 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:08,166 That's my cue to enter. 559 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:11,916 Thank you. 560 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,041 You're sticking that-- 561 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,291 -Isn't that too thick? -Calm down… 562 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,500 -András. -András. 563 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,458 It's never gotten stuck before. 564 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:22,833 I'm completely calm. 565 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,250 I'll bust through a wall if I have to. 566 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:29,416 And I believe in honest communication. 567 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,791 Please tell me if I'm terminally ill. 568 00:42:33,791 --> 00:42:37,166 And please warn me before you-- 569 00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:40,625 And we're in. 570 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:42,125 There. 571 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:45,083 But relax, I won't stay long. 572 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,208 Moving right along. 573 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,000 So how was your weekend? 574 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,041 We're almost done. 575 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,458 Oh, it looks like… 576 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,000 Is something wrong? 577 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,750 I don't have cancer. 578 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,125 Réka Dombóvári. 579 00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:30,833 That's good. 580 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:57,083 Have you ever felt that your job is pointless? 581 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,333 The catering lady just read your logo as "bioscar," 582 00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:07,041 that you worked on for three months. 583 00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:08,958 Don't you care? 584 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,041 Honestly? 585 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,375 I had an experience this morning. 586 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,625 I thought I would die. 587 00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:23,708 Seriously. 588 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:26,541 I thought it was all over. 589 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:28,750 Kaput. 590 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,625 And? 591 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,791 I'm completely healthy. 592 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:36,416 All this here 593 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:39,291 worth jack shit. 594 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:45,541 We have to create something that matters. You know? 595 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:51,250 Life is too short for this crap. 596 00:44:53,375 --> 00:44:56,375 You think they'll give me your company MacBook then? 597 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,083 My MacBook? 598 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,500 Um, yeah. 599 00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:02,458 And maybe your phone. 600 00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:04,583 And your parking space. 601 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:07,833 When you resign. 602 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,750 Why would I resign? 603 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,125 Are you nuts? 604 00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:22,166 And? You? 605 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:25,458 What about me? 606 00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:28,625 That's what I'm asking. What's up with you? 607 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:32,208 Never mind. 608 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,125 Okay, I thought, that 609 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:39,333 we have a conversation. You know, what friends do. 610 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,041 But I don't want to talk about it. 611 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,708 What for? 612 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,458 It's always the same. You tell me about the gorgeous sun 613 00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:49,791 in Tuscany or wherever you were. 614 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:52,250 Or about the photographer's dreamy eyes, 615 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,083 or that your bikini was a bit too tight, but all is well. 616 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:57,500 -While me-- -What are you talking about? 617 00:45:58,083 --> 00:46:00,291 Why? Your bikini wasn't tight this time? 618 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,791 I had a shitty day. Let's leave it at that. 619 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:06,541 You're acting like it's a competition. 620 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,416 -Why? I thought it was. -No. 621 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,958 Then why do you always run two steps ahead of me? 622 00:46:11,625 --> 00:46:12,625 All right. 623 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,291 Just pull yourself together. 624 00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:17,083 I know that there is more inside you. 625 00:46:51,666 --> 00:46:55,333 ANDRÁS SOMOS 626 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:06,541 A NOVEL BY ANDRÁS SOMOS 627 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,875 WRITTEN BY ANDRÁS SOMOS 628 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:27,708 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 629 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,666 NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE NOT THE SUM OF YOUR DESIRES. 630 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:41,750 YOU ARE MORE THAN THAT. 631 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:47,250 INSTRUCTIONS FOR FILLING OUT A DEATH CERTIFICATE 632 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:03,708 TODAY 633 00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:06,083 CHINESE TAKEOUT MENU 634 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,333 -Honey, I-- -Are you dating? 635 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:39,875 What? 636 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,333 -You're dating. -No way. 637 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:48,458 Remember what I'm about to tell you. 638 00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:51,625 This is beneath me. 639 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:55,166 -Understand? -Beneath you? 640 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,458 That woman is… 641 00:48:58,416 --> 00:48:59,416 She is this-- 642 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,458 Some suburban Paula Coelho. 643 00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:05,208 A nobody. Unimportant. 644 00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:07,500 If you were dating, I'd be really happy. 645 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:09,041 But we're not. 646 00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:12,416 And I'd be really proud of you. 647 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:13,916 We're not dating. 648 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,708 -But if you were, I'd-- -We're not. 649 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,250 Just saying. 650 00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,291 SALE: ALL BOOKS 500 FORINTS 651 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:39,416 Excuse me. 652 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,625 I'm looking for András Somos' book. 653 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:44,875 -Instructions for Filling Out-- -A Death Certificate. 654 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,458 It began to sell. 655 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:53,083 So the boss took it out from the sale pile. 656 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,416 I don't know why. 657 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,625 We've got a ton more in the storage. 658 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:04,833 What's cuter than a kitty? 659 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,625 I'll tell you. 660 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:10,500 A purring kitty. 661 00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:15,708 DO YOU WANT ME TO PURR FOR YOU? 662 00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:18,208 We'll install a speaker in the light box ad, 663 00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:21,000 and it'll purr at the bus stop all day. 664 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:24,458 Everybody will want a kitty from the Tommy-- 665 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:26,333 -The fuck you call it-- -Tabby. 666 00:50:26,416 --> 00:50:27,625 …Cat Shelter. 667 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:31,916 Client's happy, Golden Lion at Cannes: check. 668 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,166 Another one. What more could you want? 669 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,375 I need to ask you something. 670 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,250 -I have a friend. -You do? 671 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,791 -What do you mean? -I didn't know you had friends. 672 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,250 Would you turn that shit off? 673 00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,750 It feels like I'm getting a prostate massage. 674 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:51,958 And that's bad? 675 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,708 That's bad. 676 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:57,291 So, 677 00:50:57,875 --> 00:50:59,958 I have this friend. He hooked up with this girl. 678 00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:01,583 Did they bang? 679 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,416 And? What's the question? 680 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:11,041 My friend and I, we were discussing whether he should call the chick, 681 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:14,625 but he doesn't want it to seem like he wants something. 682 00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,541 You're an animal. 683 00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:21,541 First, you're like, "I never wanna see that woman again, ever. 684 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,000 It's out of the question." 685 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,375 Then you go and… 686 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,666 I didn't bang her. I don't want anything from her. 687 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,041 Anything serious. Got it. 688 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,458 -Or casual, either. -Though, 689 00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:34,916 it wouldn't be a bad idea if you dated. 690 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,541 For your book's sake. 691 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,500 The PR would give one a hell of a boost for your sales. 692 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:43,833 Are you crazy? I'm not dating her. 693 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:45,416 It was just an idea. 694 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,333 One, she pushed me out of my publisher. 695 00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:49,833 Two, her book is shallow, stupid esoterica. 696 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:51,375 The most annoying kind. 697 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:55,416 "Let your desires go. Want nothing. You're perfect as you are." 698 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,083 My ass. 699 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,666 And if you just… 700 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,541 Just what? 701 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:03,500 I'm just brainstorming. There are no bad ideas. 702 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:06,541 -Just what? -If you just "dated her". 703 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,750 "Dated her?" 704 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,000 András. 705 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:13,666 This is your book, your campaign, I won't interfere. 706 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:17,583 But remember, kitties in the background. 707 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,791 You can't go wrong with kitties. 708 00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:26,208 Come on, feel the rhythm. 709 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:28,958 Purr with me. 710 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:31,208 Kitty. 711 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,458 TABBY CAT SHELTER 712 00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:36,416 Bless you. 713 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:41,125 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 714 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:43,375 I didn't know you were allergic to them. 715 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:45,458 I didn't either. 716 00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:49,750 But it's worth noting that there were 40 of them. 717 00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:52,458 I just wanted to help. To promote your new book. 718 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:55,416 Philanthropy and kittens. The best combo. 719 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,458 I'm an ad man. Feel free to use me. 720 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:03,291 -Bless you. -Don't say it again. 721 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:07,750 Honestly. 722 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:11,750 It was you, who wanted to use me, right? 723 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:20,291 You wanted me to promote the shelter. 724 00:53:21,041 --> 00:53:22,500 They're your client, right? 725 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:24,666 That's what you said. 726 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,875 Yes, but I'd never, ever use you. 727 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,625 Never? 728 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:35,375 Ever? 729 00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:43,541 Don't worry-- 730 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:22,083 So, my daughter really sleeps at her mother's. 731 00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:23,166 Great. 732 00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,291 Nope. 733 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,208 Careful. You know, books. 734 00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:38,833 What was that? 735 00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:41,958 I'm afraid to look. 736 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:49,500 What if we went to the emergency room? 737 00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:50,583 No. 738 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,500 Not the ER. Never. 739 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,208 Does it look horrible? 740 00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:57,833 It depends. 741 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:05,458 "It depends?" 742 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:07,250 "It depends?" 743 00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:11,916 It just needs to be popped back into place. 744 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000 At the ER-- 745 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,041 I'm not going to the fucking ER, understand? 746 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,875 -I'm not stepping foot in there. -Then what should we do? 747 00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:21,458 -You said it needs to be popped back. -And? 748 00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:24,500 Pop it back. It was you who dislocated it. 749 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,500 Me? You fell on your own books. 750 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:28,958 -But you sneezed. -But you took me to see 40 cats. 751 00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:31,000 -Pop it back already. -Okay, okay. 752 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:36,791 How? 753 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:39,541 Yank it, I don't know. Like in the movies. 754 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,541 -Are you scared of the ER? -I'm not scared. 755 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:54,250 Are you sure? 756 00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:07,208 Is it back in place? 757 00:56:08,708 --> 00:56:11,791 How about going to the ER instead? 758 00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:30,291 How bad does it hurt? 759 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:34,458 I don't know. 760 00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,083 Hey. 761 00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:54,416 Give me a cigarette, bro. 762 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:56,500 A cig, bro. 763 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:01,458 Hey. 764 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,125 -Bro. -Shut up already. 765 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,583 Just a cig, bro. 766 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:07,791 Hey. 767 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,375 Just a cig, bro, hey. 768 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,625 -Dear Lord… -Hey. 769 00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,500 Hey. 770 00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:23,500 Just a cig, bro. 771 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:24,916 Oh, dear Lord… 772 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:29,958 Hey, bro? 773 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:32,916 Give me a cig already. 774 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:35,541 Oh, dear God. 775 00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,541 Give me a cig. 776 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,250 Hey, bro. 777 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:03,750 Hey. 778 00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:15,083 Just a cig. 779 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:45,916 András Somos. 780 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,416 András. 781 00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:15,583 That's it? 782 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:17,375 Shall I do something else? 783 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,791 I have some ideas. 784 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,375 Doctor. 785 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,958 I believe in honest communication. 786 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:28,500 Tell me the truth. 787 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,791 Will I ever be able to write again? 788 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,541 Did you bring a bandage? 789 00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:42,583 How the fuck am I supposed to wrap the patient's finger? 790 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,500 Thank you. 791 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,000 I thank you. 792 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:56,625 You're welcome. 793 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:06,916 Thank you for showing me the man behind the mask for a moment. 794 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,916 What mask? 795 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,250 There's no mask. 796 01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:13,000 There's no mask. 797 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:14,791 Right. 798 01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,416 Are you analyzing me? 799 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,958 There's nothing to analyze. 800 01:00:19,041 --> 01:00:20,625 I don't want to analyze you. 801 01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:24,166 You're perfect as you are, with your mask and all. 802 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:26,083 I'm not one of your little fans 803 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,750 who keeps wanting to hear they're perfect. 804 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:31,916 Well? 805 01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:34,000 Is it good? 806 01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,041 Or is it too perfect? 807 01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:43,875 Get well soon. 808 01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:51,416 Kata. 809 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:20,041 András. 810 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,041 You're perfect as you are… 811 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:33,166 with your mask and all. 812 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,791 "WITH YOUR MASK AND ALL." WHISPERS THE GIRL. 813 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,166 THE LIGHTS DIE IN THE CORRIDOR. 814 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,291 Have you sunk this low, Dad? 815 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:26,333 You're buying up your own book. 816 01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:29,500 Don't you have things to do? 817 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,458 Lucky you bought some. We've almost run out. 818 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:37,541 Just go back to reading how perfect you are. 819 01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:46,416 "The only obstacle to your happiness is your own stubborn desires." 820 01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:51,416 Not my words. Kata's words. 821 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,875 -You know, the chick you're-- -We're not dating. 822 01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,625 I'm off to shower. 823 01:02:56,416 --> 01:02:57,416 You've got a date? 824 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,375 No, not a date. Work. 825 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:06,083 Thank you. 826 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,958 Your fans would love it. 827 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,666 Is the rose visible enough? 828 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:32,250 Sure it is. 829 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,541 It's blurry. 830 01:03:33,625 --> 01:03:34,625 Not enough light. 831 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:36,583 It looks like broccoli. 832 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:37,791 -It's fine. -Take another. 833 01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:39,291 No way. 834 01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:42,375 Your fans will say, 835 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,375 "Look, he gave her broccoli." 836 01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:46,291 What's wrong with you? 837 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,458 I know, everything's perfect for you. 838 01:03:50,541 --> 01:03:52,208 And nothing's perfect for you. 839 01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:55,791 -What can I get you to drink? -Two whiskeys with ice. And cola? 840 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,875 I told you already. I don't drink cola. 841 01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:02,041 I'll get your whiskey. 842 01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:07,791 Yes, you're right. Nothing's perfect for me. 843 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:11,000 If it would be, what would I write about? 844 01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:12,916 Real literature is always born of pain. 845 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,583 Pain? 846 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,375 What pain do you have? 847 01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:19,208 The grocer ran out of lobster? 848 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:23,166 Your maid mixed your Armani shirt with your golf gloves in the wash? 849 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,708 You had to write a jingle for a detergent, 850 01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,375 but you had too many syllables? 851 01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:29,583 -I don't do detergent ads. -Oh, I know. 852 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:34,708 You're dying to express yourself since commercials don't satisfy you anymore. 853 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,875 It's still more honest than doing it for the money. 854 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:42,333 Imagine, some people only write just to make money. 855 01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:47,583 You have no idea why I started writing. 856 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:51,750 Maybe because you saw that every idiot gets filthy rich 857 01:04:51,833 --> 01:04:53,750 with this spiritual healing shit. 858 01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:55,750 Am I right? 859 01:04:58,416 --> 01:04:59,833 Am I right? 860 01:05:06,458 --> 01:05:08,666 A scared girl came into the examination room. 861 01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:10,791 She's barely 20. 862 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:17,458 She put her magazine on the chair, some tabloid. 863 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:22,500 There was an ad on the back cover, for that energy drink. 864 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:25,458 "There's more inside you…" I'm sure you know it. 865 01:05:25,541 --> 01:05:26,541 I wrote it. 866 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:29,416 The examination starts, 867 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:32,666 the girl's on the table, the rubber hose hanging out in back. 868 01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:34,125 A colonoscopy. 869 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:36,375 Did I tell you I used to work at a hospital? 870 01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:39,791 I can already see the tumor on the monitor. 871 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,958 The doctor's face doesn't even flinch. 872 01:05:43,041 --> 01:05:44,375 It's not his first. 873 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,458 I look at the magazine on the chair. 874 01:05:46,541 --> 01:05:49,208 There's the ad with the big, red letters. 875 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:50,541 "There's more inside you…" 876 01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:52,458 Of course, there's more inside you, 877 01:05:52,541 --> 01:05:54,625 you have a fucking tumor inside for fuck's sake. 878 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:04,375 Everyone always says things like, don't give up your dreams. 879 01:06:07,708 --> 01:06:10,333 But they never say, that if you don't succeed, 880 01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:12,958 then your dreams will slowly eat you up. 881 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,833 And anyway, how can you be sure those are your dreams? 882 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,625 What if these dreams were just forced onto you 883 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:24,500 through TV, and billboards, 884 01:06:24,583 --> 01:06:26,458 or through your family, or whatever. 885 01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:32,500 And you slowly die chasing a dream… 886 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:36,916 that was never really yours. 887 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,750 There's more inside you. Fuck that. 888 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,916 You got just as much inside you as you need. 889 01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,458 You're perfect as you are. 890 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:52,750 What is it? 891 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:57,166 Nothing. Why? 892 01:06:57,958 --> 01:06:59,958 Relax, the girl is fine, she got surgery. 893 01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:02,416 I sent her a copy of my book. 894 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,166 We really did meet before. 895 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:17,875 János Hospital. 896 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,750 Gastroscopy. About a year and a half ago. 897 01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:23,541 You came in for screening. 898 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:26,083 You weren't scared, just cold. 899 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:28,625 You believed in honest communication, 900 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,000 and held my hand. 901 01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,500 You've got me mixed up with someone else. 902 01:07:35,416 --> 01:07:37,416 I remember everything perfectly. 903 01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:43,416 Every single hair sticking out of your ass. 904 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,750 Okay, it was me. 905 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:05,291 So what? 906 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,000 People always tell you, 907 01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:18,916 in television, 908 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:21,375 on the billboards, 909 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:25,375 that come on, there's more inside you, 910 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:28,208 and don't give up your dreams. 911 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,375 But they never say 912 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,416 that if you can't make them come true, 913 01:08:37,083 --> 01:08:38,416 your dreams 914 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:42,291 will slowly… 915 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:46,000 eat you up. 916 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,416 SAVE 917 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,291 My new book's coming out. 918 01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:30,583 -I signed the contract. -Congrats. 919 01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:32,583 This was the most successful campaign of your life. 920 01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:35,583 That popcorn photo was the bomb. 921 01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:37,250 You could even enter that at Cannes. 922 01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:39,833 Quit brown-nosing. You won't get my MacBook. 923 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,708 My mom bought your book. 924 01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:46,708 She said, "It must be good if Kata Tordai's boyfriend wrote it." 925 01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:49,791 Thanks. Hugs to your mom. How is she? Fine? 926 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:51,000 Then she read it. 927 01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,125 And? 928 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,708 Well, she told me to stay away from you, 929 01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:58,166 and hoped that you'd leave that poor girl alone. 930 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,625 Your mother was never famous for her good taste. 931 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:01,916 Right, I told her, 932 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,083 "Chill, Mom, they are not actually together." 933 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,791 Or… 934 01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:10,833 Of course, we're not together. 935 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:12,833 Your mother can relax now. 936 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,291 Well, but that made her even more anxious. 937 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:16,958 That you've tricked Kata. 938 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:19,958 And now that poor girl won't write any more books because of it. 939 01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,041 That "I tricked her?" 940 01:13:21,666 --> 01:13:23,875 If that poor girl let herself be tricked, 941 01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:26,000 then maybe she wasn't so perfect after all. 942 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:28,375 -Right? -My mother said it, not me. 943 01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:32,583 This yogurt is no good. 944 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:34,500 But everyone likes it. 945 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:38,916 It's full of probiotics and healthy bioflavonoids. 946 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:44,791 Are we gonna finish this shit today already? 947 01:13:45,916 --> 01:13:47,333 I've got stuff to do tonight. 948 01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,791 Kata. 949 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:45,833 I know it sounds stupid, 950 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,916 -but can't we try to-- -Was it worth it? 951 01:14:50,666 --> 01:14:51,500 Was it? 952 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:57,250 No, no it wasn't. What do you want to hear? 953 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,250 Are you together? 954 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,250 Yes. Yes, we're together. 955 01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:08,875 Then it was worth it. 956 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,958 Kata, I don't want to lose you. 957 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,958 If I could take it all back… 958 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:17,333 But we can't, Csilla. 959 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:20,500 I see. 960 01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,500 Our friendship was always like this, right? 961 01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,833 That you're perfect, and I'm just-- 962 01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:29,166 -Everyone's perfect, Csilla. -Stop this crap already. 963 01:15:30,291 --> 01:15:33,958 Just say that I'm the dirty slut who betrayed her friend. 964 01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:36,708 Say it already. 965 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,166 I can't say anything else. 966 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:40,791 Kata. 967 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:46,416 I was with Szabi for months without you knowing. We lied to you. 968 01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:50,250 I listened to you talk about 969 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,791 what he likes in bed. 970 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,583 You know where I was during your awards ceremony? 971 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,041 Waiting for him in bed. 972 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,666 -You can't stand me being happy. -That's not true. 973 01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:09,250 It is. 974 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:11,500 No, it's not, then I wouldn't feel like crap. 975 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:16,375 I really want you to be happy. Okay? 976 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,791 Then you know what? 977 01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:22,916 Leave me alone. 978 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:24,875 Okay? 979 01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:27,833 Don't call, don't text. 980 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,375 'Cause right now, I'm happy. 981 01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:39,458 I have to tell you something about András. 982 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:54,416 You might ask, "András, why is your spaghetti carbonara so perfect?" 983 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,791 I'll tell you. 984 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:58,041 Most people make it with cream and Parmesan. 985 01:16:58,666 --> 01:16:59,666 Never. 986 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,750 Don't ever use cream. 987 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:06,458 And instead of Parmesan, pecorino cheese is the only way to go. 988 01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:07,750 Hard pecorino. 989 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,125 I learned that in Naples. 990 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:11,500 Have you been to Naples? 991 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,916 We must go there. 992 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,708 Let's go to Naples. Right this instant. 993 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,875 Let's eat this first. 994 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:21,000 Buon appetito. 995 01:17:29,916 --> 01:17:30,916 Perfect. 996 01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:33,625 How was your day? 997 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,333 Same as usual. Aren't you eating? 998 01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:41,583 Csilla mentioned you worked together. 999 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,666 You know, my friend. 1000 01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,416 Who slept with my ex? 1001 01:17:52,583 --> 01:17:54,625 Csilla aka Eleonóra Peresztegi? 1002 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,791 "There's more inside you" Csilla? 1003 01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:59,166 Oh. That Csilla. 1004 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:01,125 -I didn't know you-- -Where are your books? 1005 01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:06,041 More red wine? 1006 01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:08,708 Your books. Where are they? 1007 01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,875 I took them. 1008 01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:14,500 They took up too much space. 1009 01:18:14,583 --> 01:18:15,625 Why? You need one? 1010 01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:20,375 They're selling well these days, no? 1011 01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:25,416 Well, it's no Kata Tordai. 1012 01:18:26,208 --> 01:18:28,750 But selling well enough to get a new contract. 1013 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,250 You could have told me. 1014 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,750 Surprise. 1015 01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,333 You want anything else from me? 1016 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:47,625 What do you mean? 1017 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,916 Your books are sold, 1018 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:55,166 you'll have a new one out. You need me anymore? 1019 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,458 We're not really together anyway, right? 1020 01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:58,541 Don't be silly. 1021 01:18:58,625 --> 01:18:59,625 To me, 1022 01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:01,541 you're perfect. 1023 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,500 Perfect. 1024 01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:08,458 How could I be perfect if I let myself get fucked over like this? 1025 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:14,166 Cola? 1026 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:17,083 Don't you understand that I don't drink cola? 1027 01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:19,000 Kata, listen-- 1028 01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:21,416 Wait, let's take a selfie. 1029 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:26,000 Smile. People like that. 1030 01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:28,125 And kittens, and roses. 1031 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,500 How long did you want to play this game? 1032 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:34,875 -Until I looked like a complete idiot? -You've misunderstood. 1033 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,500 What? 1034 01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:38,666 That you didn't actually trick me? 1035 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:43,750 Did you trick me or not? 1036 01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:49,875 Yes, but everything's changed since then. 1037 01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:54,625 Get the hell out of my life, along with your fucking book. 1038 01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:24,791 I'll clean it up tonight. 1039 01:20:31,541 --> 01:20:33,500 Once again, you screwed things up real good. 1040 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,333 What should I say? 1041 01:20:39,916 --> 01:20:41,125 That's it? 1042 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:44,166 You just throw up your hands and ask what you should say? 1043 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:48,041 Just keep quiet if you're not doing anything. 1044 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,375 You're the one giving me advice? 1045 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:54,583 You wanna know why you're not doing anything? 1046 01:20:54,666 --> 01:20:58,041 All you know about life is from your favorite book. 1047 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:00,916 You're not doing anything because you're a coward. 1048 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,083 I'm not a coward. 1049 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,291 -I'll bust through a wall if I have to. -You? 1050 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,583 You're a real jerk. 1051 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:20,875 Forgiveness is more noble than anger. 1052 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:23,916 Because forgiveness has creative power. 1053 01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:25,750 Anger destroys. 1054 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,833 When you create, you create yourself. 1055 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:32,708 When you destroy, you destroy yourself. 1056 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,583 -There's no one. -Then explain to me, what was that? 1057 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:21,500 Do you even want anything from me anymore? 1058 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,541 Sure, I do. I want you. 1059 01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:25,083 What do you still need me for? 1060 01:22:28,083 --> 01:22:29,750 -I love you. -You're lying. 1061 01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:32,000 You're just like all the others. 1062 01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:34,083 I love you. Don't you see? 1063 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:35,875 Get out of my life. 1064 01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,666 Don't you understand that I don't drink cola? 1065 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:51,958 Smile, kiss it. There. Great. 1066 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,666 Okay, a bit higher. 1067 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,333 Okay. Your name? 1068 01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,875 Kata Tordai, age 16. 1069 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:07,458 Uh-huh. 1070 01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:11,958 Put the paper down please, on the table there. Thanks. 1071 01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:12,875 Yes. 1072 01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,791 András, why did you take out the cola? 1073 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:18,000 Get her one of the products. Thanks. Super. 1074 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:19,166 What should I do? 1075 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,083 Drink. Don't open it. 1076 01:24:21,166 --> 01:24:23,166 Just pretend you're drinking. 1077 01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:26,458 FIFTEEN YEARS EARLIER 1078 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:28,541 That's it. Super. 1079 01:24:29,708 --> 01:24:31,541 It's like she's giving a blow job, right? 1080 01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:33,750 She looks great. 1081 01:24:36,916 --> 01:24:38,041 Thanks, that'll be all. 1082 01:24:38,625 --> 01:24:39,625 Thanks. 1083 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,416 Tell her to stay around until the end. 1084 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:49,083 Kata. 1085 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:50,625 Well, how was it? 1086 01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,958 I don't know, they didn't really say anything. 1087 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:57,791 They said thanks, but I don't know what that means. 1088 01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:01,750 Could you wait a moment? The director wants a word with you. 1089 01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,416 Did I get the role? 1090 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:08,583 You might have. 1091 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:11,750 Till then, here. 1092 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,666 -Next? -Coming. 1093 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:27,833 I'm rooting for you. 1094 01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,833 -Thanks, Csilla. -Thanks. 1095 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,708 -You were very good. -Thanks. 1096 01:25:50,791 --> 01:25:52,458 You just need more confidence. 1097 01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:53,541 I know. 1098 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:04,083 What's your problem? 1099 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:16,083 Aggression? Desire? 1100 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:20,250 Hidden, unspoken dreams? 1101 01:26:21,583 --> 01:26:26,583 And now, ladies and gents, presenting my personal favorite, the cracklings. 1102 01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:31,125 But, of course, I have to mention my brilliant boss, 1103 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,250 András. 1104 01:26:33,333 --> 01:26:36,916 Who rules with an iron fist, but with a mischievous smile 1105 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,333 as he leads us on this sinuous path 1106 01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:42,583 that takes us to this wonderful campaign. 1107 01:26:42,666 --> 01:26:45,750 Let's say it together bravely and loudly, 1108 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,291 Hunor Meat. Say it with me. 1109 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:49,875 Hunor Meat. 1110 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,458 That's it. Hunor Meat. 1111 01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:54,541 And it's no accident that we say it with such gusto, 1112 01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:56,625 since the whole country, I repeat, the-- 1113 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:40,083 GHETTO WALTZ - V16. 1114 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:44,125 EMPTY RECYCLE BIN 1115 01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,916 YOU'RE STILL PERFECT AS YOU ARE 1116 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:44,916 I'm sorry. 1117 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:51,166 You're not a jerk. 1118 01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:54,541 Yes, I am. 1119 01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:02,708 Did I overdo it? 1120 01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:07,208 Good luck. 1121 01:29:19,791 --> 01:29:22,791 Ladies and gentlemen, Kata Tordai. 1122 01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:45,583 MEET THE AUTHOR 1123 01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:19,708 Kata, please. 1124 01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:21,708 I want to talk to you. 1125 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,625 I know I always say I'll bust through a wall if I have to-- 1126 01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:31,375 Kata. 1127 01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,458 Kata. 1128 01:31:37,541 --> 01:31:38,666 Kata. 1129 01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:40,666 I have to tell you something. 1130 01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:42,000 Your nose is bleeding. 1131 01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:43,875 Do you have a tissue? 1132 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:47,000 -What do you want? -I'm a coward. 1133 01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:48,916 And? 1134 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,875 I'm a coward. A stinking coward. 1135 01:31:52,375 --> 01:31:53,375 Understand? 1136 01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:55,541 I wrote a cowardly novel. 1137 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:58,833 I was too scared to go to the moon for it. 1138 01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:02,416 I am too scared to admit I'm a bad writer. 1139 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,541 Too scared to be honest with myself. 1140 01:32:07,083 --> 01:32:08,666 What's this got to do with me? 1141 01:32:09,166 --> 01:32:10,041 Everything. 1142 01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:13,625 We met before we met at the hospital. 1143 01:32:17,583 --> 01:32:19,041 CANDY COLA CASTING 1144 01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:23,458 What's your problem? 1145 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,291 You were that… 1146 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:32,083 You really are a cowardly shit. 1147 01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:40,041 Oh, don't be so whiny. 1148 01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,333 It wasn't a piano. 1149 01:32:42,416 --> 01:32:43,750 You almost killed me. 1150 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:46,375 You're just like all the others. 1151 01:32:47,041 --> 01:32:48,291 In every way. 1152 01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:51,416 There you were, standing in line with the others who tricked me. 1153 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:53,041 All of you, just fuck off. 1154 01:32:53,875 --> 01:32:55,166 You want us to fuck off? 1155 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:59,375 Did somebody just let her anger take over? 1156 01:33:00,041 --> 01:33:04,666 Did somebody just want revenge for her pain instead of letting go? 1157 01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:09,166 Did somebody just forget to read her own goddamned book? 1158 01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:10,958 What an analysis. 1159 01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:14,250 Yes, I tricked myself too. 1160 01:33:14,333 --> 01:33:16,041 There. Is that what you wanted to hear? 1161 01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:17,750 That I'm not perfect? Well, I'm not. 1162 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:21,166 I look at your stupid bleeding head and you know what? 1163 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,416 I'm glad. I feel satisfaction. Nothing else. 1164 01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:25,458 Is it bleeding badly? 1165 01:33:31,166 --> 01:33:32,458 You do have a tissue. 1166 01:33:52,208 --> 01:33:53,333 I'm leaving now, okay? 1167 01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:56,125 You opened up, 1168 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,166 we felt sorry for you. 1169 01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:02,875 Then you revealed me as a fraud. 1170 01:34:05,166 --> 01:34:06,750 Shall I take you to the ER? 1171 01:34:07,541 --> 01:34:08,416 Very funny. 1172 01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:15,000 You smell good. 1173 01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:20,208 Before you get your hopes up, let's make something clear. 1174 01:34:21,458 --> 01:34:23,625 I never ever want anything from you again. 1175 01:34:27,833 --> 01:34:28,833 Okay. 1176 01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:32,625 Don't worry. 1177 01:34:34,083 --> 01:34:35,458 Neither do I. 1178 01:34:38,958 --> 01:34:40,125 -Okay. -Okay. 1179 01:34:44,416 --> 01:34:45,500 -Okay. -Okay. 1180 01:34:48,541 --> 01:34:50,416 -Then… -Then… 1181 01:34:53,291 --> 01:34:54,458 Half a star. 1182 01:34:57,375 --> 01:34:58,375 From Csoknyai. 1183 01:35:00,750 --> 01:35:01,750 Read it. 1184 01:35:05,958 --> 01:35:09,875 "Kata Tordai's new book is more devastating than Fukushima, 1185 01:35:09,958 --> 01:35:13,083 the global warming, and Ebola combined. 1186 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,791 A pinup calendar of Zsa Zsa Gabor 1187 01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:22,000 is actually closer to high literature than this unreadable garbage." 1188 01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:29,750 Son of a bitch. 1189 01:35:30,583 --> 01:35:32,583 After we saved his life. 1190 01:35:35,958 --> 01:35:38,291 No running start. Just do it. 1191 01:35:39,041 --> 01:35:41,875 That's right. But no yapping either. 1192 01:35:49,250 --> 01:35:50,458 What did that dog eat? 1193 01:35:57,041 --> 01:35:58,375 Hey. 1194 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:08,708 Naturally, we'll pay for the damage. 1195 01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:11,083 I know a good repairman. 1196 01:36:22,541 --> 01:36:23,541 Grape brandy. 1197 01:36:51,125 --> 01:36:52,791 She left me a month ago. 1198 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,000 We were together for 35 years. 1199 01:36:59,708 --> 01:37:00,666 That's a lot. 1200 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:02,375 A long time. 1201 01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:07,166 You two have no idea how much loneliness can hurt. 1202 01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:12,083 You never even thought 1203 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,208 that you'd 1204 01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:17,500 -save my life twice. -Twice? 1205 01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:21,416 Once, when you scraped me off the sidewalk 1206 01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:24,541 like a wheelbarrow of dog shit. That's one. 1207 01:37:28,208 --> 01:37:29,250 Then, 1208 01:37:29,833 --> 01:37:31,875 when you showed me that 1209 01:37:31,958 --> 01:37:36,000 the two of you are much, much more pitiful than I could ever be. 1210 01:37:58,750 --> 01:38:00,958 -See how funny it is? -Like hell it is. 1211 01:38:02,541 --> 01:38:03,583 It's blurry. 1212 01:38:06,041 --> 01:38:07,083 This is tough. 1213 01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:10,916 Being so lonely, you don't even notice. 1214 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:16,791 Compared to that, I'm doing quite well, thanks. 1215 01:38:17,375 --> 01:38:18,958 I'm a big fan, by the way. 1216 01:38:19,750 --> 01:38:21,625 I think we'll be going. It's late. 1217 01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:23,416 Yes, we must go. 1218 01:38:24,041 --> 01:38:25,208 Thanks a lot. 1219 01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:29,791 Hey. 1220 01:38:30,958 --> 01:38:33,541 Throw out the dog shit on your way down. 1221 01:40:08,041 --> 01:40:09,083 Your daughter? 1222 01:40:11,083 --> 01:40:12,125 What about her? 1223 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:16,791 Is she sleeping at her mother tonight?